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# yay
also, I just heard shouting

and now an ambulance has gently gone down the street

earlier a dog was barking like someone was kicking the shit out of it

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
What a gentle ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# yes
it floated gently on a bed of spurting blood and juices cried from little flowers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# EVery morning my land lady gets up
wraps herself in something (mind you, it's So Cal and NOT cold right now) then proceeds to step OUTSIDE (which I might add the windows of my room face the garden) and YELL for her CAT!!!!

AAAAALLLLLIIIII!



AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIIII!!!

One day, I might just kill her. But most likely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I'm sure the DHS is already monitoring her
with it's big monitoring schtick

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
# pfftt...
Perhaps they'll ship her to Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)
# by crikey!
she'll probably fit right in, what with all the nutters

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# indeed...
she could keep wrapped in a tablecloth (as she was today) wandering up and down the seaside, yelling for her LONG DEAD CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha
:D

move.. soon


this is the kind of thing that always ends up on the news throughout the entire planet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:42, archived)
# What's a gentle ambulance? Is it made of pink fluff?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# yes
it's made from Ambulantium, the softest known vehicular transportation construction material known to man, or women, or man who is really in touch with things that are soft and cuddly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# gently
as apposed to ladily
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# a gentle ambulance is an...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# My local hospital has speed bumps on the way in
Being in the back of one of those things going over a bump is hell
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# it's a good job that they don't have to worry about any potential health implications....
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# It worries me they can't tell the difference
Between a heart problem on the ECG and the printer skipping because they've gone over a bump...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# O_O
still, can't complain if they actually manage to pick someone up, and deliver them to the right hospital, instead of driving 300 miles elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Not my first concern
When it's me hooked up to the machine and the paramedic pulls the face that means I'm in shit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
# :/
we're doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
# *does Private Fraser impression*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# *boggles eyes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I'm confused now
it's easily done

it's late, I'm tired, I've had westlers

I don't know what else could happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)