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# excellent
now, would you like to buy this tin of hotdogs?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I'll take the empty tin
*fills tin*

ahh, that's better
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *takes tin back*
now, would you like to buy this tin of... *looks* i'm not entirely sure?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# O_o
maybe you could sell it as a face cream :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# are you suggesting i sell your issue as a face cream?
hmmmm....

*tests on animals*

*profits*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I bid tenpence and a cocktail stick!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# THAT IS AN INSULT TO MY GOOD NAME!
I'd expect 12pence and 2 and half cocktail sticks at least.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# You drive a hard bargain sir!
Although I see it now appears to be filled with something else. I retract my original offer.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yes, but i still have the hotdogs
i'll do them for three cocktail sticks and a slap round the face... that's my final offer.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Done!
*slaps*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# that'll be two slaps now then...
i meant i'd slap you round the face

*slap*

*slap*

*hands over hotdogs*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# It's a fair price
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)