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# This week I have learned some things about dinosaurs
Dinosaurs are awesome, and anyone that disagrees is just a stupid willie head. OK?
The most important thing to remember about dinosaurs is that they were usually very big.


Look at the size comparison between two guys grouching down for a shit and this doublofannysaurus

Just incase the size comparison above wasn't enough here's a size comparison of the same dinosaur and a girl trying to lasso a dolphin


Dinosaurs were usually big but sometimes other things are bigger, here is a picture of the jolly green giant who likes frozen sweetcorn and pees


The other thing about dinosaurs is that they suffer from perspective like us but twice as much

Here we see david hasselhoff from 2 feet away and a big fucking dinosaur standing only 5 meters away.


This may be how the dinosaurs died out. Mammals don't suffer from double perspective like dinosaurs

The term dinosaur is sometimes used informally to describe other prehistoric reptiles (if you are a stupidy), such as the pelycosaur Dimetrodon, the winged pterosaurs, and the aquatic ichthyosaurs, plesiosaurs and mosasaurs, although technically none of these were dinosaurs.

If you think that they are then you are a silly face.

I drew this picture to help you identify if something is a dinosaur or not

(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# nice facts about dinosaurs
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Needs more cdc
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# cdc?
Is that ACDC without Angus Young?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# a CDC is basically
a humungous "paint-created" pink hairy set of comedy dick and balls

anazing
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# For example

Hawkwind - Warrior on the Edge of Time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# My comparison


Also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
I'd never noticed that before
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Ears continue to grow throughout the entire duration of your life
Hence all old men have huge ears. This phenomena is the primary suspect in deaths from 'natural causes' as your own ears turn into leathery parasites and suck the life out of your head. Its tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# also noses. and spleens
(okay, not spleens, but old people do vent their spleens more often!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# That made me laugh very much.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahahah educational
:D
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Yay!
dinosaurs are (were) amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# They amazinged themselves to extincion!
what a silly dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# humans should learn from the dinosaurs
and refrain from becoming too amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I think we are succeeding
on the whole, we suck agressively!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# 50 million years ago, you walked upon the planet so!
Hey Mr Dinosaur, you really couldn't ask for more!
Hey Mighty Brontosaurus, don't you have a lesson for us?
You were built three stories high, they say you would not hurt a fly!

(best song lyrics ever - "Walking In Your Footsteps" by The Police)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I'mmmmmm a dinosaur,
and somebody is digging my bones

(Dinosaur by King Crimson)
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Thank you
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# never have I seen so much SCEINCE crammed into one post
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Ahahaha!
*clicks hard*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I have come to hate the word
"core"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Good
I am still making rubbish music sarcastically in protest of it:

Crappy Sarcastic Myspace

I'm not sure what the protest will do, but it's something for me to do when it's 5 in the morning and I still can't sleep.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Spleen venting is good
Especially at 5am
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Do you even need spleens?
And hello Miss Pot
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Hello
We need spleens to vent, thereby creating oxygen to ensure our other inside bits get a bit of fresh air.
Gosh, B3ta is so eductional this afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I've learned something today
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# excellent
now, would you like to buy this tin of hotdogs?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I'll take the empty tin
*fills tin*

ahh, that's better
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *takes tin back*
now, would you like to buy this tin of... *looks* i'm not entirely sure?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# O_o
maybe you could sell it as a face cream :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# are you suggesting i sell your issue as a face cream?
hmmmm....

*tests on animals*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I bid tenpence and a cocktail stick!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# THAT IS AN INSULT TO MY GOOD NAME!
I'd expect 12pence and 2 and half cocktail sticks at least.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# You drive a hard bargain sir!
Although I see it now appears to be filled with something else. I retract my original offer.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yes, but i still have the hotdogs
i'll do them for three cocktail sticks and a slap round the face... that's my final offer.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Done!
*slaps*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# that'll be two slaps now then...
i meant i'd slap you round the face

*slap*

*slap*

*hands over hotdogs*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# It's a fair price
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Factual and concise.
This deserves my first woo of the day.

....and a click.

*Forwards your post to David Attenborough for further analyisis
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hurray for teh strangelove
:D
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# oh good lord.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# i have been away looking at perspective animation tutorials.
i didn't understand them, i wander back and have learnt everything there is to know about dinosaurs in 30 seconds. can you please write me a perspective animation tutorial.
thankyou.

also, love the stammers.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I really learned something today
/Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# b3ta needs more posts like this.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ahaha!
oh Bongo!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# This has made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# That has made me grin, facially.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha...what?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I started out as a stupid willy head
but after reading this, not only do I love dinosaurs but also sceince.

I wonder if, one day, you may be able to cure my indifference towards magnets?

*clicks*
p.s. I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Oh Bongo!
(Marwood, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# haha, I am now much better informed
click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# According to black and white 50's B movies:
Dinosaurs look like iguanas and baby crocs with shit glued on them, and they live on other planets reachable by stock footage of V2 rockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# the Dimosaur?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)