That reminds me of the time I went to a mates house (they had a rather Large Turtle)To be greeted at the door by his wife asking 'Have you seen our turtle?'
With a confused look on my face I said 'was he about this high?' With an 1/2'gap between my fingers indicating the height.
'No, he was rather large' She responded.
'Oh, thats a pity 'cos there is one this high (as previously mentioned), and thiiiis wide (making my arms link up into the biggest posible circle) just on the road over there!'
(it had been well fucked up by a car)
She cried.
I was not that popular that day.
(With a confused look on my face I said 'was he about this high?' With an 1/2'gap between my fingers indicating the height.
'No, he was rather large' She responded.
'Oh, thats a pity 'cos there is one this high (as previously mentioned), and thiiiis wide (making my arms link up into the biggest posible circle) just on the road over there!'
(it had been well fucked up by a car)
She cried.
I was not that popular that day.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:51,
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STICKBALL!WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:53,
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woo to you, sir.second lol of the day!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:53,
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