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[challenge entry] re-incarnation
ning everyone

(i finally have photoshop backkkkk yeeh)

From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# try turning it on :)
hahaha! most splendid indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# i moved
and therefore didnt have the family computer . but i now have a laptop + Phoootoshopppppp yay
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# He's melting!!!!
*throws water*
He's melting!
He is also on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# everything i seem to make
always ends up on fucking fire

(RIP microwave)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# he looks incandescent with the rage.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# oh that burns!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Nicely and woo
send this as an email attachment to 10 Downing Street for a laugh:

www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page3.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# send a link to the gordon compo.
i dares ya.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I wonder what the average number
of rich juicy turds posted to no.10 each week is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I once phoned up after the pub
and asked for Mr Cunt a few years into Tony's stint at the helm

I was a bit worse for wear
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# :D
I wonder how many abusive phonecalls they get during the week

and I wonder what the number of people who send juicy turds who phone is

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Amazingly, six or seven pints of Stella considered,
I immediately got really paranoid MI5 would be on their way..

ah, the joys of youth! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# haha
now they have enough information to secure a conviction and a serious bumming

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# theyd be better if they were flaming
put them in a paper bag and set it on fire, so they stomp it out.......
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hmm
maybe something sealed in such a way

that exposure to air causes combustion

(for the benefit of mi5, this is a joke! haha! I would never send the prime minister an exploding turd

I'll just wait for some terits to do it and watch it on the news)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# dear "discomeats"
edit: your msg sent on Mon 20th August at 21:16, will be taken in jehst and will be treated seriously, we shall be emailing you shortly about a "flaming turd"
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# I hope they also take into account
the steaming thermos of tepid piss :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)