Yay! *hugs*
Seriously though it sounds as if she may have 'issues'.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25,
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AWWWW It's got a little hat!
Sorry, just suddenly noticed.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27,
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I have hats for all occasions
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29,
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I don't
because it's freely available here.
Believe it or not we stock Vegemite though.
I tasted it and decided that it probably originated somewhere under the devil's foreskin.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:50,
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