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( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

Should alarm bells be rightly be going off when you've just dated a girl for a couple of days and she send you a text saying 'Why are you my friend? I ex thought I was horrible'?!
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:13,
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I think it's a psychological call for reassurance that you like her.
Or stuff.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15,
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Or stuff.

But if I go for the run a mile option, then so does the finally getting laid option!:P
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16,
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You "certainly don't think you're horrible, you're a lovely, sweet, amazing woman, and I don't know what I'd do without you"
+ read what I said below
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19,
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+ read what I said below

Seriously though it sounds as if she may have "issues".

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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25,
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Anyone that peddles Marmite to the Saffa masses has to be a modern Mother Teressa!
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:30,
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because it's freely available here.
Believe it or not we stock Vegemite though.
I tasted it and decided that it probably originated somewhere under the devil's foreskin.

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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:50,
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Believe it or not we stock Vegemite though.
I tasted it and decided that it probably originated somewhere under the devil's foreskin.


I preach the gospel of the Marmite but they've been under satan's foreskin far too long.
I prey for their souls and their toast!
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55,
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I prey for their souls and their toast!

We got on really well, except about once a week she'd send a random text saying 'oh, you don't need to know me, i just upset people'. And then whine that I wasn't talking to her.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15,
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just keep saying REALLY nice things, but you have to mean them, or it doesn't work.
I always mean it.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16,
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I always mean it.

Just because I'm young doesn't mean I don't know how to handle a relationship.
For one thing, I can do pretty much ANYTHING with words, more than most people I know. I've stopped children and adults alike from doing drastic things like killing/cutting themselves.
And I have had plenty of relationships, the breakups having nothing to do how I handled them. I seem to remember my first ended when my (12 year old) girlfriend slept with her ex. SHE WAS FUCKING 12!. (I was 13.)
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:23,
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For one thing, I can do pretty much ANYTHING with words, more than most people I know. I've stopped children and adults alike from doing drastic things like killing/cutting themselves.
And I have had plenty of relationships, the breakups having nothing to do how I handled them. I seem to remember my first ended when my (12 year old) girlfriend slept with her ex. SHE WAS FUCKING 12!. (I was 13.)

I do understand how much you resent that - I was 14 once as well.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25,
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My age does not take away how much experience I've had.
NEVER bring my age up, it's a cheap shot.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27,
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NEVER bring my age up, it's a cheap shot.

you say "because I'm not him, and you're much more special to me than you possible could be to anyone else"
That will make her think 'aww he's so sweet!'
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15,
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That will make her think 'aww he's so sweet!'

Not sure if that is a Little Britain reference and you're implying I'm a tranny.
Naah probably not eh?

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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:30,
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Naah probably not eh?


I found the first episode of little Britain to be brilliant, but then the rest were the same.
It was a little like watching the same episode of Monty Python 12 times.
Very disappointing.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:33,
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It was a little like watching the same episode of Monty Python 12 times.
Very disappointing.

it's crap
but I made it, so I put it on b3ta, and there's nothing you can say or do to stop me.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01,
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but I made it, so I put it on b3ta, and there's nothing you can say or do to stop me.

I put the bigger gif up, have a look.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:07,
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hover
Edit: You think I'd post a horses link IN A NEW POST!?
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02,
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Edit: You think I'd post a horses link IN A NEW POST!?

I never read my own sig.
Oh, I put the bigger one up (hosted on cr3ation) so it's alot better now ^
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:06,
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Oh, I put the bigger one up (hosted on cr3ation) so it's alot better now ^

Well, err, sit in the 'teletubbies AREN'T mesmerising' corner for a little while?
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:08,
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Have you ever watched a whole episode. It's like a car crash. You just can't turn away...
And they're adorable. ^_^
/little kid blog
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:09,
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And they're adorable. ^_^
/little kid blog

where the valley flooded and there was a massive ship.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:10,
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the giant tubby toast and Po eats it all. It makes me smile.
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Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:12,
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