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# depends if low ceilings weeded out the shit end of the species
Health and Safety do nothing for the progression of natural selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Ceilings had to reach the leaves on higher and higher branches
as the giraffes were competing with them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# real candidates for natural selection
would have used their mind-powers to increase gravity and bend the leaf-bearing fronds down to their level whilst crushing the upstart giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah, but let's face it
evolution is shit, really


I mean, having to go through life with only one penis....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)