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# lemme go check the box...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# it says...
WARNING
The tread on this footwear is specifically engineered to be consumed like fuel. (probably means they wear out quickly) Designed for maximum traction and transient response, the equipment within this container (the box is intended only for those who require full-throttle race tire technology. The upper mesg combines o (the oakley sign) mattertm with kevlar r, a material that changes color (spelt wrong, silly oakley when exposed to ultravoilet light.

there u go
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Uh huh
*buys 10*

*consumes*
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# yay!
i love expensive cheap shoes!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)