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# At last! a sat nav that is designed to make worrying easier
for neurotic people or those with obsessive compulsive disorder...

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Lol CAT-nav
just a cat on the bonnet pointing which way to go "meow *points*" :D
Woo!

TJ : my shoes are made of kevlar - how cool is that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# That is pretty damn cool

/edit: are they bullet proof?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# yea and my shoes aint too bad either :D
shoawes!

edit : anyone got any bullets? i'm all out otherwise i'd test the bulletproofiness :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# HOLY COWSFUCK!
you can safely re-enter earth's atmosphere wearing those!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# guess how much?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# 2?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# yes a pair :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# THATS RIGHT!
£9.99 :D man i'm so cheap cool
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Where from?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# sometimes i wish i was on the payroll...
limited sizes only
mandmsports.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I don't know anything about british shoe sizes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# thats why its in european sizing :p
i'm a 42.5 :D

edit : buy a SkUG action figure (no relation)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# oh yeah
43.5 for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# they are like european shoe sizes
except they don't speak french and refuse to learn
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Cool
They definitely 100% Kevlar then
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# lemme go check the box...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# it says...
WARNING
The tread on this footwear is specifically engineered to be consumed like fuel. (probably means they wear out quickly) Designed for maximum traction and transient response, the equipment within this container (the box is intended only for those who require full-throttle race tire technology. The upper mesg combines o (the oakley sign) mattertm with kevlar r, a material that changes color (spelt wrong, silly oakley when exposed to ultravoilet light.

there u go
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Uh huh
*buys 10*

*consumes*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# yay!
i love expensive cheap shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# you should douse them in parafin and fire juggle with them
fire juggling makes you awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# some guy was judderling fire....
i wasn't impressed... i'd be impressed if he was on fire and judderling his fire tinguishers!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# lol its REALLY easy
juggling while on fire is much harder
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# i have those
in boot form.
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# they're on offer too!
boot version
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# unfortunatly
i got mine about 7 or 8 years ago. they seem to have come down in price quite considerably in that time
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# how much u pay?
cos i wanted em about 7-8 years ago... wasn't it about £160 or something like that? if my memory serves me correct...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# thankfully
it wasnt quite as extortionate as that. i worked in a shop that sold them at the time so got them at trade price.
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# ahah!
:D yay my fashion sense is 7-8 years out of date :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# they're still as cool as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# double huzzah!
i'm the king of cool! (or we're both 7-8 years out of fashion :P )
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# There's only one way to find out
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I like your way of thinking

*loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *dances whilst avoiding bullets*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# DANCE! DANCE!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# he dances like a girl
FETCH THE GATLING!!!!!......
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# yeeeeehaawww pardner!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# eek!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Consult the manual
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Now that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# **loads manual**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# ARgh!
thats gonna sting in the morning....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# so now it is impossible to
shoot you in the foot?

there is plenty of carbon fibre around at work but the only bits you can see are just there for show. (the real stuff is under cover...)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# i nearly bought a bike made from carbon fibre...
but i went for the full suspension option (at 1/4 the price)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Wouldn't work though
they'd never build up enough courage to touch those filthy, filthy buttons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Yeah, they're called WOMEN
Nagging lazy fuckers....this seems appropriate too

PS wife has been pissing me off the last few days, have ye noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# cook her dinner, buy her flowers and don't fart in bed and hold head under the covers
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Dutch oven ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha.
also, I need a place to repost my motel room.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# you are lucas arts
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# thanks (i think)
but no cigar
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Where did this hotel room bandwagon come from?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# it's real old, and (apparently recently) resurrected
see

www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Aha!
I thought it was vaguely familiar

there's a definite lackage of Vibrating Head Girl there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# lazygamer opened up the Motel ;)
www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# It's always nice to get several 'real' answers
ta, proddy ;)

How's the job working out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# it's good experience :)
part time at the mo'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# well
Ecclesia started it back in 2004, and by the end of that year it seems her bandwidth kept getting exceeded and it eventually disappeared.

After I found my entries whilst spring cleaning my site, I decided to start it again :)

Let's see if my hosting holds out, there's 3Tb of bandwidth :D

Some of the images in this one are from the old one, scooped off the board thanks to glassco.cx, but there's still quite a few missing.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# good work
That was one of the best bandwagons ever
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# haha
bloody gemins

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# ace gag :-)
congrats...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Ah!
The Ian Pearce Sat Nav
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Haha
Good idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# saves having to make up your own excuses
I went to Scouts with someone that had to blow on the palms of his hands exactly the same amount of times, left to right, and it didn't matter if it was left or right, just so long as the overall total in his head was equal...on the other hand i'm pretty sure therre are plenty of people who should wash their hands more than they currently do....

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)