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# ahhh i remember when i learned to tie my shoelaces...
i was 16, i realized i wasnt missing much
woo btw **click**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I haven't tied shoes laces in about 6 years
I have no shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# you have much to teach me
why the no shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I'm lying.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# for shame
i was going to make you the figure head of a cult, after all no religious figures wear shoes (except sandals which dont count)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I DO wear sandals.
*strokes chin*
*attempts miracle*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Now we're talking
**orders 30 plain white robes and some clippers**
Shall we be monkdagola's church of awesomeness, or the united monestary of funk?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I'm having seconds thoughts.
*pays some Jews to crucify him*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# pffft i tell you what i know some russian orthodox guy's who'll drown you for half that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)