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Arf!Also can I stick this in here as a compo entry, since we're reposting?
From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:05,
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Oh, ok.How are you, you cheese eating surrender monkey?
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ClanSoul,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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I feel like a monkey surrending to some cheese.You?
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head-doctor ololololo,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:18,
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I feel like I want ice lollies...I'm off to the shop for a second...
( ClanSoul,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:25,
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In fact, I can't.Mum refuses to give me my pocket money, after giving my sister some, because I don't earn my own money like she does. I've ASKED mum for a job, and she said no because "I won't like it".
( ClanSoul,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:31,
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I HATE MY PARENTS SO MUCHI WISH I COULD RUN AWAY BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE ALL OF MY NICE THINGS.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:33,
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I don't HAVE nice things.I can't afford them. Because I don't have a job. Because mum won't let me have one. Because I won't enjoy it.
But I don't enjoy not having nice things.
(But I don't enjoy not having nice things.
ClanSoul,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:34,
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I bet you do have nice things.What are you using to post on b3ta and do shopperies with? A cardboard box and a shoe? :p
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Shada,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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You have a computer to sit on, don't you?I ran away from home when I was 14 and lived in a sewer for a few weeks. With a professional hitman, amongst others. While going to a private school.
My friend's dad owned a dry cleaner so they kept my uniforms there and I'd get changed in the morning. I'd shower in the gym at lunchtime.
At the end of it all I realised that as fucked as my parents were, they'd still give a shit if I turned up dead somewhere, which is more than I could say about the people I was around.
I seem to have gone off topic a bit here.
(My friend's dad owned a dry cleaner so they kept my uniforms there and I'd get changed in the morning. I'd shower in the gym at lunchtime.
At the end of it all I realised that as fucked as my parents were, they'd still give a shit if I turned up dead somewhere, which is more than I could say about the people I was around.
I seem to have gone off topic a bit here.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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I'm writing a book about it, but it probably won't be finished before I'm 60. gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:42,
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I once walked to my aunties in a running away attempt.It failed when mum told me to call my auntie first who came and picked me up.
Stupid parents ruining the concept.
(Stupid parents ruining the concept.
ClanSoul,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:41,
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erm,she won't give you money
and won't let you have a job?
heh
that's all I'm going to say
(and won't let you have a job?
heh
that's all I'm going to say
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:42,
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She's an idiot.She expects me to just do housework.
And before that, she told me that I'm 15 and shouldn't need to bother with housework, and doubled my money.
(And before that, she told me that I'm 15 and shouldn't need to bother with housework, and doubled my money.
ClanSoul,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:45,
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WOW THAT'S SOMETHING TO GET REALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT. gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:45,
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hahayeah
it can be worse, lol, I was brought up by a violent control freak schizophrenic hasn't effected me much :)
aside from my issues :)
(it can be worse, lol, I was brought up by a violent control freak schizophrenic hasn't effected me much :)
aside from my issues :)
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:51,
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just join a cultit's what everyone in that region of the country does anyway
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:52,
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