she doesn't have a chopping board
all her brown chav-food is ready-chopped at Iceland
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13,
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It came with the horrendously overpriced and distasteful kitchen she bought.
She doesn't cook in it, just shags scouse burglars. Aleedgedlly.
Add vaginal discharge to my original reply.
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Monty Propps,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:40,
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