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# I hate this cocking advert!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i agree
TJ. does anybody know of a good method of taking one off
payments over the internet that isn't paypal or google?
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Get their credit card number, expiry date and CVV.
Then you can do whatever you want.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# yup
cheque
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ^this
though not much fun when they bounce, which just happened to me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# pantaloons!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# All the thrills of working with charities
everyone's bank balances are a bit crap
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# That'll teach you
to take cheques from Northern Rock
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
#
www.nochex.com/
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i just found them through google
thanks flower

*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# :D
*feeds mink snacks*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# =D
*nyom nyom*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# BACS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# pay by transfer?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Western Money Union
Admit it, you're a Nigerian prince, aren't you?
(plkrtn, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I haven't tried these...
...but have seen them suggested on web dev forums.

http://www.nochex.com

HTH
(colinr, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# i don't care because i never wash my hands after going to the toilet
so any food prep i do will be covered in germs.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

coming to tea dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I piss on the food first just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# then deep fry in bananas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# What, even soup?
even soup?There'll be too much for the bowl!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Sure!
I only ever wash my hands before going to the toilet to save time


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# wash them in the flush
much quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# or WHILST
... oh God, why did I SINK to these depths....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Because you want to
BIDET-ve the Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hmm . . . that was a bit contrived . . .
you shouldn't FAUCET!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# that was awful
and to think I was about toilet you serenade me with Green & Blacks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I circumvent this problem by not having a chopping board.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I personally think you get worse germs breathing in in the street than you do off chopping boards
but then I live in Slough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# It doesn't do my missus any harm
when she licks my chopper clean, and thats been sweating in my pants all day.
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Very true
and very wise :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah, well
I tried chopping my veg on my toilet seat but everything just kept falling into the bowl. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# that's where it'll end up anyway
it's just culinary streamlining
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# don't worry!
There's even less germs actually IN the toilet just hoik it out and eat it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Anyway, germs are important for your immune system to build up a resistance
Dettol. Weakening our children for decades
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Just get them to lick the rim
Every 3 months.

Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i love rimming
never done me any harm.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *bookmarks for later use out of context*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# What really annoys me
Is that they then show the LID not the seat, so it's all bullshit anyway.

/pedant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Indeed!
How's the hunt for lighting/sound going?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# she found the switch in the corner
and screamed when it came on and she saw Dave Lee Travis Playing Connect Four with Steve Guttenburg

so I think Sound is fine too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Isn't really - I've had a few ideas
Most of which centre around kidnapping the drama teacher from my sister's school
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Can't show the seat before the watershed
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It depends WHOSE chopping board we're talking about.
If it's Kerry Katona's I'm voting for spunk and feaces.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# she doesn't have a chopping board
all her brown chav-food is ready-chopped at Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# It came with the horrendously overpriced and distasteful kitchen she bought.
She doesn't cook in it, just shags scouse burglars. Aleedgedlly.

Add vaginal discharge to my original reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# He he he.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Eh up
have you been away? My pun radar went below the red level
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I have!
2 weeks in Italy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Me too.

Does your chopping board have more germs than your toilet seat? Yes, probably.

Are they the same type of germs or as dangerous for you? Highly unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)