And he took a bottle of stout, and gave thanks, and cracked it open, and gave to them, saying, swig ye all of it; for this is my blood.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:26,
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And as they tried to shit in the morning, they did find it to be like treacle.
Jesus spoke unto them, and he said "Part of me will stay inside of you always".
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38,
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