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# 'tis gospel
(xaniac, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# pffft!
jesus is a paddy!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# no, jesus was batman...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# no no no no
that was Bruce Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *grapes*
a o
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Prof!!
*opens*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# :D
how is everyone. I survived 32 hours in London and a 900 mile round trip...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Its very cold here
but I'm in a cosy sleeping bag
but I'm about to run out of tobacco
but I'm not at work
but my back hurts
but I have coffee and toats

I can't decide if I'm yay or bah so may have to settle for meh

Well done for enduring That London

*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# get ye to the shop
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I'll have to slither there like a caterillar
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Life's complicated.
I'm cold and at work and not allowed to smoke at my desk... and I'm having to wear clothes instead of a sleeping bag... and... I HAVE NO TOAST!

*super non-stop can't stop the smooshes*

how was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# NO TOATS?!
zomg

poor Prof :(

Weekend was .... a bit dull but OK. I ate a lot and smoked a fair amount and drank a bit but performed no sexings. I'm a bit concerned at the lack of sexings recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# no, that was Bruce Wayne
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Is that why the Irish don't drink on Easter weekend?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)
# ahhhahhahah.
 
NO WONDER THERE ARE SO MANY CHRISTIANS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:22, archived)
# CHRISTIANS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I BET THEY BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS AND SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# JESUS WAS WAY COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)
#
Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# he walked on the water
and swam on the land
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I mean, that's SO cool
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Jesus was way cool
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GUrqaJZH-04
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# now that would be impressive
*images scrooge mcduck style diving and swimming in solid ground.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# HE TURNED WATER INTO WINE, AND I BET IF HE WANTED HE COULD TURN WHEAT INTO MARIJUANA, OR VITAMINS INTO AMPHETAMINES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# THAT'S SO COOL.
 
goodnight b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *tucks in*
sweet dreams jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# OR FUNK INTO HIP HOP
OR SOUL INTO PROGRESSIVE HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# iwokeupcoveredinblood.org
 
www.qwantz.com/archive/001072.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
#
And he took a bottle of stout, and gave thanks, and cracked it open, and gave to them, saying, swig ye all of it; for this is my blood.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# And as they tried to shit in the morning, they did find it to be like treacle.
Jesus spoke unto them, and he said "Part of me will stay inside of you always".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# And yay, for I am truly backed up good un propper
in the name of our Lord and savoury Jesus Christ, Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# the company i'm freelancing for has free guiness
unfortunately i've lost the taste for it when i realised it tastes like cold mud.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# But how do you know what cold mud tastes like?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# How do you NOT know?
FREAK!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)