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# Do you ever snff the bum of your pants to see if they are OK to wear before putting them on?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Is that meant to be weird?
I know a guy who licks them*






*totally not me...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:35, archived)
# Licks your pants, or his pants?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I use cats for that.
If they climb in, fine. If they run it's too dirty.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:36, archived)
# I must get a cat then
/sick of injuries as a result passing out from "pants checks"
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:01, archived)
# i have a gimp for that.
only he can't run away, he's hobbled.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)
# Good idea. Mask will keep the vomit in.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:15, archived)
# there's a trickle hole cut in his ballgag to let it out slowly.
but, like a dog, he just eats it anyway.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# You could bottle it and sell it in a mixed pack with emu oil.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:29, archived)
# sweeter than truffles, rarer than sand!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:37, archived)