It was merely a glancing blow, it had hit him in his right buttock and slipped out of the side without contact with major arteries or bonesstill there were women present he was milking it as best he could.
he stared longingly down the cleavage of the woman who was mopping the blood up and repeatedly shouting 'GET OUT OF THE FUCKING LAUNDRETTE, WHAT ARE YOU A RETARD, ARE YOU STUPID YOU BLEEDING GO HOSPITAL!' I got back in the 55 Packard.
I couldn't help feel guilty I was bleeding on a dead man's car and I'd just seen his wife rub herself off like a cat backing onto a garden hose.
I drove a few miles south I knew a good surgeon he'd stitch me up for a couple of dollars, I had time to think... I had time to smoke.
Smoke like ribbons out the window of the car, dimaonds flashed as I crossed the black ice on the ground I was drowsy I'd sleep off this headache and find Emily in the morning, she was a clever girl, blind but clever.
I pulled into the surgeons back entrance...
(he stared longingly down the cleavage of the woman who was mopping the blood up and repeatedly shouting 'GET OUT OF THE FUCKING LAUNDRETTE, WHAT ARE YOU A RETARD, ARE YOU STUPID YOU BLEEDING GO HOSPITAL!' I got back in the 55 Packard.
I couldn't help feel guilty I was bleeding on a dead man's car and I'd just seen his wife rub herself off like a cat backing onto a garden hose.
I drove a few miles south I knew a good surgeon he'd stitch me up for a couple of dollars, I had time to think... I had time to smoke.
Smoke like ribbons out the window of the car, dimaonds flashed as I crossed the black ice on the ground I was drowsy I'd sleep off this headache and find Emily in the morning, she was a clever girl, blind but clever.
I pulled into the surgeons back entrance...
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:41,
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"Look" demanded Mrs.Gilmore "Either explain to me why you have no skirt on in the middle of mahattan in broad daylight or I'm calling the police!""No" sobbed Emily, "No, please don't. Look, I'm in some very serious trouble, and I need people around me I know I can trust. You are one of those people"
Mrs. Gilmore stopped scratching her arse, not a light scratching, but the kind where you have to really dig your finger in deep to ease the pain. She adjusted her bodice and spoke softly.
"Emily, I know it's been hard ever since James passed, and I know you are a good woman. But just recently your late night moaning and the constant flow of men in and out of your apartment at all times of the day and night has me concerned"
Emily picked her nose.
"I want to help you," continued Mrs. Gilmore "but I need to know you are being straight with me."
Emily nodded and let out a little trump.
"Yes, Mrs.Gilmore. I understand. Ask me anything and I swear to tell you the truth" offered Emily.
"That's wonderful dear" Mr's Gilmore said approvingly "Just let me open a window and we can begin"
(Mrs. Gilmore stopped scratching her arse, not a light scratching, but the kind where you have to really dig your finger in deep to ease the pain. She adjusted her bodice and spoke softly.
"Emily, I know it's been hard ever since James passed, and I know you are a good woman. But just recently your late night moaning and the constant flow of men in and out of your apartment at all times of the day and night has me concerned"
Emily picked her nose.
"I want to help you," continued Mrs. Gilmore "but I need to know you are being straight with me."
Emily nodded and let out a little trump.
"Yes, Mrs.Gilmore. I understand. Ask me anything and I swear to tell you the truth" offered Emily.
"That's wonderful dear" Mr's Gilmore said approvingly "Just let me open a window and we can begin"
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:57,
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his arse was sore, in fact it was a little too sore for his liking, he had one hole for a reason, he certainly wasn't a fan of the second one.The Surgeon was dragging deep on a joint "man your ass, it's like whoa, so... whoa white."
I'd admit I wasn't the first to show my arse to the sun, this was the first time I'd been out of my office for a month... always for a broad.
I piped up "do you stitch up bum's often?"
"no son, I can't say it's something I do that frequently"
"I'm stuck on this case, I lost my only evidence and I'm not sure about the broad"
"it's about time you realised where you sta...."
everything went black... I got the whiff of chlorophorm...
I push my arms and legs away, the foetal position is how I wake, I feel a tightening across my side, FUCK, he's had my kidney, THAT UTTER TWAT...
(I'd admit I wasn't the first to show my arse to the sun, this was the first time I'd been out of my office for a month... always for a broad.
I piped up "do you stitch up bum's often?"
"no son, I can't say it's something I do that frequently"
"I'm stuck on this case, I lost my only evidence and I'm not sure about the broad"
"it's about time you realised where you sta...."
everything went black... I got the whiff of chlorophorm...
I push my arms and legs away, the foetal position is how I wake, I feel a tightening across my side, FUCK, he's had my kidney, THAT UTTER TWAT...
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 23:08,
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