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(you need Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener, sharpens spoons to a razor shark killing edge in seconds.*
but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**
ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-555-555-555
*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28,
archived)
*buys**waits*
*recieves*
*opens*
*partly assembles*
*stops for dinner*
*finishes assembly*
*finds suitable test spoon*
*checks tensioning springs*
*angles grinder*
*disengages safety*
*attempts test grind*
*breaks*
*strops*
*cries*
(*recieves*
*opens*
*partly assembles*
*stops for dinner*
*finishes assembly*
*finds suitable test spoon*
*checks tensioning springs*
*angles grinder*
*disengages safety*
*attempts test grind*
*breaks*
*strops*
*cries*
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:39,
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