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# Origin of my name on teh webs
Quick and dirty just how you like it
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Haha.
Although I think you dropped these:

' e
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)
# dad!
you are such a pendant!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)
# i mean't pedant
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Th'ats o'kay son.
=)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I HATE YOU ALL!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)
# All of me?
What, even this bit? *shows*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *rolls trouser leg back down*
What's so horrific about my shin?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Hurrah, I love suprirses!
\o/
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# best of all the unexpected...erm...things!

(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *suprirse hug*
And awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)
# haha
wag
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# p'rhaps it was ironic, innit
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Mayb'e it was at th'at...
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:02, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
your all gay
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Ah, Mr O'Fodin!
Mr O'Fodin!Top o' the mornin' to you!

Are you well?

I thought of you the other day - Jess & I were in the Cotswolds and there were loads of places closed because of flood damage.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# does he cause flooding?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)
# only when he cries
MAN SIZE TEARS
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# he IS the god of thunderstorms...

(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Aye
lucky it's not my place that was flooded.

i've be very much unaffected by the floods.

apart from the water being cut off.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Which is kind of ironic really, isn't it?
Like rain, on your wedding day.

Or all those spoons when you just need a damn good killing knife =)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Too many spoon?
a local knife shortage?

you need Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener, sharpens spoons to a razor shark killing edge in seconds.*

but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**

ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-555-555-555

*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *buys*
*waits*
*recieves*
*opens*
*partly assembles*
*stops for dinner*
*finishes assembly*
*finds suitable test spoon*
*checks tensioning springs*
*angles grinder*
*disengages safety*
*attempts test grind*
*breaks*
*strops*
*cries*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Well, I would buy one Mr O'Fodin...
...but I don't actually need to kill any sharks at the moment =)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I curse the web...
and its lack of good quality, hi-res, joey deacon source material.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)
# yup thats why its quick and dirty
I was gonna do it nicer but theres no large joey pics
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Haha, this is shaping up to be the best thread of the day =)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *weaves*
*presents best cloth of the day*
*touches*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Ooh, tactile.
*touches also*

*wraps self in*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)
# yay and its all my fault!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *belms*
'ning
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# 'ning pzyko =)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)
# word

(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)
# "Boy, you're gonna get fisted"
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)
# holy shuddering fuck
*gets in line*

P.s.
Dear Jeccy:
www.b3ta.com/board/7650290
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# its not rape its suprise sex!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)
# if I haven't seen it,
it's news to me!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# arggghh, that caught me off guard
*makes sure missus isn't looking*

*hugs back*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Sorry, but it was the right colour...
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Marvelous
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Shouldn't that be y-o-u-'-r-e?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)