
Quick and dirty just how you like it

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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:54,
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What's so horrific about my shin?
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09,
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lucky it's not my place that was flooded.
i've be very much unaffected by the floods.
apart from the water being cut off.
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14,
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i've be very much unaffected by the floods.
apart from the water being cut off.

Like rain, on your wedding day.
Or all those spoons when you just need a damn good killing knife =)
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:20,
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Or all those spoons when you just need a damn good killing knife =)

a local knife shortage?
you need Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener, sharpens spoons to a razor shark killing edge in seconds.*
but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**
ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-555-555-555
*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28,
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you need Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener, sharpens spoons to a razor shark killing edge in seconds.*
but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**
ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-555-555-555
*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99

*waits*
*recieves*
*opens*
*partly assembles*
*stops for dinner*
*finishes assembly*
*finds suitable test spoon*
*checks tensioning springs*
*angles grinder*
*disengages safety*
*attempts test grind*
*breaks*
*strops*
*cries*
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:39,
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*recieves*
*opens*
*partly assembles*
*stops for dinner*
*finishes assembly*
*finds suitable test spoon*
*checks tensioning springs*
*angles grinder*
*disengages safety*
*attempts test grind*
*breaks*
*strops*
*cries*

...but I don't actually need to kill any sharks at the moment =)
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:50,
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and its lack of good quality, hi-res, joey deacon source material.
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:04,
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I was gonna do it nicer but theres no large joey pics
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:05,
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*gets in line*
P.s.
Dear Jeccy:
www.b3ta.com/board/7650290
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14,
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P.s.
Dear Jeccy:
www.b3ta.com/board/7650290