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# diddle-un-dun, diddle-un-dun !
*knocks over market stall of fruit and vegetables behind her*
*ducks into alley*

oh noes, dead end!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *the incessant whir of justice gets slowly closer and louder*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *Stealth smoosh*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# How come I never get smooshes, stealth or otherwise?
Am I not smooshable?!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *pinches arse on way past in mobility cart*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *jumps and looks around*
wha'?!

So, why aren't you bashing mister?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Derby is fa-ar away
and I don't like to leave Scotland in case they move it while I'm not looking... and it's a bad date... and my Gran's ill... and ... and ...

*smooshes*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I'm so disappointed this year
Loads of people who can come, aren't because they can't be bothered.
Some people are travelling feckin' ages to get here, and some have tried their best but just can't make it work, but others have just decided they can't and they can't be convinced to try :(

Edit: Sorry, not necessarily aimed at you, just a general observation/feeling :/
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# :D
I could probably have been persuaded to come, but I'm not going to be in the country - I'll be on holiday from the Friday before hand.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Ah, well I hope it's a good 'un!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Pfffft
You get into far more 'compromising' situations than most people I know...I'm beginning to suspect you engineer them ;)
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *uber smoosh*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)