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# Blessed are the hamtouchers...

Mistranslations of the Bible #27
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)
# The finger was already there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Good for drinking tea
out of a little dainty cup!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Pfft
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)
# you'll burn in the Hall for that...
...ark, ark, ark

classy

...but doomed to sell fires for all infirmity
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I have touched the ham...
...and am therefore saved.

You, too, will touch ham one day.

Then you will understand.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I am who ham.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Who ham?
You ham?

*touches to make sure*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)
# that's not marrow
it's a stigmata
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)
# *licks finger*
oo, so it is. Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)
# 'tis written....
...the son of Ham was a right fucking knucklebone

(Pork Farms Pius: 23:16)

That's the Bible mate - it never lies, no porkies
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I seem to remember something
about a carvery, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)
# 67:19:3 ...and thus did enceladus, son of Encephalus go forth amongst......
the Hammerites and the Armalites and the Stalactites.

Enceladus dith thsay onto them, "for I have a speeth impethimenth, buth I have touched Hith ham and, for these thirteenth days pasth HITH ham hath bid me CURED!

'Fuck me' cried the Hammerites, it doth do what it says on the tin.

And... on hearing this the Stalactites fell down pisthed and said 'FuckSocths'



(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# the gogol bordello guy is hailing a cab.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)