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# Of course it will
I don't think anyone round here worth talking to has ever minded nursing a project to completion. We know the toil involved...

Good luck.

I really should go to bed, but I'm past tired now...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
# if you're past tired, you get to go back to the start.
this means you don't have to go to bed.

100% FACT*


*may contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Yay!
I was hoping that was true. Now I never have to sleep again!


zzzzzzzz....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# *clangs spoon against coffee pot*
WAKE UP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# *spangs cloon against poffee cot*?
I should really get back to the rhino...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# you're only going back to the rhino
because he has the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Hmmm...
bleaurgh. Wah? eh?

*lift head from desk and wipes drool from chin sheepishly*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# are you sure
that's drool?

*checks desk for surprise cocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# *double checks*
What the?

You were just cleaning it and it went off, you say? That'll never stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# not if it's already gone off it won't
it won't even rise for the judge's entrance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Objection, your honour!
The defendant is an upright member of society.

*calls character witness*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# you're going down
for a long stretch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Can I be extradited to the Isle of Man...
and get the birch? It'll be over quicker.

and I've got this crick in my neck...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:00, archived)
# it depends
you might get time off for good behaviour, if you know what i mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:10, archived)
# I promise
to come quietly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:18, archived)
# where's the fun in that? ;)
also, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:26, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# G'NIGHT MONKEY
I finished my rhino by the way =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)