i don't want to be pardoned, i want to kill the pope.
that's how i want to die: shot to death by the vatican guard while i stab the pope through the heart with a sharpened crucifix.
it's my destiny, man.
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postbear has metal knees,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:55,
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Well get on with it, then.
I'll wait 'till you finish off the current one, then I'll step in and resurrect you while making balloon animals or something to the delight of the peons.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:01,
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i don't want to kill this one.
he's too obviously evil, it'll look like an inside job.
the balloon animals are a nice touch, though.
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postbear has metal knees,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:04,
archived)
i can kill anyone.
i have a toxic personality.
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postbear has metal knees,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09,
archived)
Really? And your whites practically sparkle!
However do you keep them so clean?
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:11,
archived)
They'll get used to their prayers not getting answered
once I'm in power. I'm going to get to work on my new rubber stamp:
RETURN TO
V A T I C A N
SENDER
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:19,
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'return to vatican' would be a great rubber stamp to have.
you'd confuse everyone at work and few letter carriers would refuse to deliver them even without stamps.
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postbear has metal knees,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:24,
archived)