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# Who'd want to give a roofie to a turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:54, archived)
# any port in a storm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Silly b3tan.
Turkey is not personal flotation device.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Shirley it depends on how it's inflated and attached?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)
# You put it on over your head.
*listens for the turkey scream*
*offers more lube*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)
# *has never heard a Turkey scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)
# haha! needledick!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:00, archived)
# *gets out Turkey baster
*measures
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:02, archived)
# it's okay, i have micropenis as well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Try shoving your head up that one
and you fucking will!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:00, archived)
# *gobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)
# You're a fever clucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:01, archived)
# fever!
*sings along lustily*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:03, archived)
# *sings along
never knew how much.....
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)
# fuck off, peggy lee.
i only pretended to care.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:11, archived)
# hahhahhahhahhahh
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)
# too bad she's dead.
i'd love to see her at a restaurant and scream that at her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:20, archived)