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# how hard do you have to suck
to get the colour out of a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# depends what colour it was to begin with
but I'm reconing you'd need a pressure of around -12 bar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# hmmmm
*adjusts suction*

*note to self, -20 bar removes feathers and skin - might be too much*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# -25 bar will turn a duck
inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *glees*
we've never taken it past -27 bar... tonight's the night!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)
# of course
being b3tans... we could scientifically test this if we had a collection of waterfowl and a powerful enough suction pump....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# *says nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# probably for the best...
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# canard
baddum tssssshhhh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# now THAT derserves comedy trombone
*comesdy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# thankee
muchlee
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)