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# you bum comics?
you sick humans!

:D

edit: I suck :(

(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Oh come on
don't tell me you don't bum them too
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# fold the comics
into the shapely shape of a shapely arse?

by crikey!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Just pull the pages apart
with both hands
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# rip them open
and hope for the staples!

(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Sexy staples!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I wonder how many staples on your person
would represent a danger during a lightening storm
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# three.
three staples would be a danger.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# crikey!
we'd better pass an eu law about it!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# indeed.
*writes to M.P*

"Dear Sir/Madam,
do you have any idea of the amount of lightning-related deaths caused by staples every year? if we were to pass a law that required people to carry no more than 2 staples about their person during storms, i believe we would see a marked decrease in these deaths.

sincerely,

Lord Henry J. Plankspackle, D.D.S, B.Hons.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# you should have asked for an eu grant
to "research" the issue :)
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# i asked for one last week
to "study" the effects of whipped cream on naked male flesh in a weightless environment...
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# this is 100% SCIENCE!1!1!!
:D
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)