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# THE DOOR OF MY FRIDGE IS ALMOST OBLITERATED
FROM ALL MY TRAINING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# MAY I ASK WHAT YOU USE TO HAVE A QUICK RAKE AROUND IN AN ITCHY EAR?
OBVIOUSLY USING YOUR PINKY WOULD DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE HEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# NOT AT ALL.
THE MIGHT OF MY PINKIES IS SECOND ONLY TO THEIR PERFECT PRECISION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# IMPRESSIVE. MAY I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR PINKY-CARE NEWSLETTER?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# YOU MUST PUNISH YOUR PINKIES BEFORE YOU CAN SHOW THEM TRUE CARE.
THEY NEED TO BE DRIVEN INTO A BUCKET OF HOT SAND UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER FEEL THEM.

ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE READY FOR A SUBSCRIPTION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I WILL MAKE PREPERATIONS MY PINKY MESSIAH
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)