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# IN HONOUR OF THE DAY, HAVE DA VINCI'S 'BRIAN'
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# dear lord
TGMTFH!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *steps in*
hello
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oops
watch where you're walking there, mister
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# "BUT I DON'T NEEEEED UNDERPANTS!"
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# surely this capslock thing is undermining
your normal modus operandi?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I AM NOT USING THE CAPS LOCK, I AM A MAN.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MIGHTY PINKIES!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# strength of 10 goats!
I know gronky, I know - but how many others will be able to tell the difference?
You are being undermined I tell you, don't stand for it!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU SAY I AM BEING UNDERMINED WHEN I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL UNDERSTOOD?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# And when they desert you tomorrow?
What then? How will you feel then?
eh?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# FOR A BRIEF MOMENT THERE WILL BE A FEELING OF TRANQUILITY AND ACCEPTANCE.
THEN THERE SHALL BE CAKE.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I AM A REAL MAN. I AM AN ISLAND. I DO NOT HAVE MANBOOBS.
I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# THE DOOR OF MY FRIDGE IS ALMOST OBLITERATED
FROM ALL MY TRAINING.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# MAY I ASK WHAT YOU USE TO HAVE A QUICK RAKE AROUND IN AN ITCHY EAR?
OBVIOUSLY USING YOUR PINKY WOULD DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE HEAD.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# NOT AT ALL.
THE MIGHT OF MY PINKIES IS SECOND ONLY TO THEIR PERFECT PRECISION.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# IMPRESSIVE. MAY I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR PINKY-CARE NEWSLETTER?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# YOU MUST PUNISH YOUR PINKIES BEFORE YOU CAN SHOW THEM TRUE CARE.
THEY NEED TO BE DRIVEN INTO A BUCKET OF HOT SAND UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER FEEL THEM.

ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE READY FOR A SUBSCRIPTION.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I WILL MAKE PREPERATIONS MY PINKY MESSIAH
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, BRIAN-TASTIC!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WILKINS
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# WOO

GETS PISSED PEA OUT OF WAY
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# HELLO, I'M BRIAN BLESSED'S CAT
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MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# IT BETTER BE CALLED GORDON AND BE ALIVE.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# HAHAHA!
WOULD IT BE POOR FORM, AT SOMETIME DURING THE COURSE OF TODAY TO SUGGEST A VERY LOUD SIR BRIAN OF BLESSED THREAD BE CREATED.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# COULD I ASK WHAT'S GOING ON? IS HE DEAD OR SOMETHING?
THE RUMOURS OF HIS DEATH SURFACED YESTERDAY, BUT QUICKLY DIIIIIIIIIIIIVED AGAIN.

edit:, i'm a feckin' eeeeeeeejit.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# IT IS THE BIRTHDAY OF OUR LIVING GOD KING.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# This is the finest Brian Blessed picture
available to humanity
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# What's going on
is it Brian Blessed Tuesday?

Edit: Looks at God Save The Queen's sig above.

Righto.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *CAN'T SIGN UP THROUGH THE WEBFILTER*
*BUT LEAVES CAPS LOCK ON ANYWAY!*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ^THIS^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Crikey!
He shares a birthday with my dad! Only he's 3 years older wot.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)