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# Slash has a tiny cock.
I want to kill someone - is that legal, or do I have to join the Met first (bitopolitixthereladiesngents)?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Who is it?
Only then can we gauge legality.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I dunno yet.
I just fancy a spot of killing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Here's a scale:

Gervais, Moyles: legal
Jimmy Carr: semi-legal
Other people: probably illegal
Michael Palin: highly illegal and you'll be put to death by having your body ripped apart by mobs of angy BBC viewers.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Cool.
Fifty Moyles and a packet of Carrs, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# did my cock pic
make u want to kill ?
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Oh no no - please.
No - I just fancy going a bit postal at work if that's OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# striking out ?
see what i did there ...is that what you meant?
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I did I did.
But it's more a sort of bludgeoning to death effect that I'm after.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Are weathermen aloud to kill then?
(littlebitofwillfulmisunderstanding)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)