Ha ha!What a crazy notion! Wouldn't they die of asphyxiation or something like that? Now I'm no biometrician, but I know from the teaching of the Bible that eyes suck Jesus' love out of the air, and that is how we breath.
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48,
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I'm reliably informedthat glass eyes can provide adequate replacements so that the de-eyed can still function as useful members of society. According to my copy of "Mother Knows Best", a marble can be used in a pinch.
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51,
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