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# But what if they've got it all wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha!!
ace
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# No matter how much I twist my head,
I can't make out what colour his eyes are. I think people should have to wear a badge so that we know the colour of their eyes without needing to look at their eyes.
This will be handy for such instances when, as shown in this picture, the eyes are in some way obscured.

Perhaps a brown badge to represent people with green eyes, a gold badge for those with blue, a purple badge for grey eyes and a badge made of wet biscuit for people with eyes of an indeterminate hue.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# What about
people with no eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# no badge
easy
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# But what if someone with eyes
removes or - God forbid - LOSES their badge?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# i'm afraid my brain cannot comprehend such debauchary
(spelling)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha!

What a crazy notion! Wouldn't they die of asphyxiation or something like that? Now I'm no biometrician, but I know from the teaching of the Bible that eyes suck Jesus' love out of the air, and that is how we breath.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I'm reliably informed
that glass eyes can provide adequate replacements so that the de-eyed can still function as useful members of society. According to my copy of "Mother Knows Best", a marble can be used in a pinch.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hell yh!!
blue eyes for the gold :D
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# What about if you have two different colours of eyes?
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# RAINBOW EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# One of those rainbow badges,
like they gay people wear.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# is that the Cillit Bang guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I shall ignore you
until you make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# we have them in Germany
blind people wear yellow badges with 3 black spots, just like their eyes
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# pfft!
very good, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Adrian Childs?



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)
# fucking arms on the bastard
jesus
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# What has he got
on his wrist??
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# my guess is it's the bloke off lassie
the kids dad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I'd like to see the puppies with the pink noses
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# tchoi!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)