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# No movie but...
...I was thinking of telling the same story again from the point of view of the phallus.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I'm a budding scriptwriter. I've got smallpox.
Here's my submission:
Arse: Pull my finger.
Phallus: Not again...
Arse: *BRAP* Did an Angel speak?
Phallus: You're gross.
Arse: Yep, ha-ha.
Phallus: Yeah, ha-ha.
...
Phallus: What's that smell? Hey, is that a mouth?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:05, archived)