you seemed a lot less drunk than Chegwin when I met you.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05,
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i have to stay sober now
to fight off the ladies, who mistaking me for chegwin and remembering how well endowed he was when he fronted that show on channel 5, keep trying to tear my clothes off. it gets embarrassing when i keep ending up naked while i'm out shopping with my mum.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:14,
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even chegwin isn't chegwin
in multicoloured headswap land

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:21,
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