So it's not spunk?
You're confusing me now.
Facewash, facewash is very believable synthetic spunk. And you can squeeze the tube to make it spurt too.
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Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07,
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Facewash, facewash is very believable synthetic spunk. And you can squeeze the tube to make it spurt too.
No, it's not a good idea to eat soap.
So if you want to show someone licking spunk off of something, such as their own face or tits, and don't want to simply use the real thing, you can use a sherbert solution.
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Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12,
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I bet spunk does a better job of washing your face
than facewash does of getting ladies pregnant though
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Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08,
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Nah, best synthetic spunk is icing sugar and water...
vary the quantities depending on how long it's been since the last.. ahem... release....
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Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09,
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Not entirely dissimilar to be honest...
I prefer the sugary hit of icing sugar...
Don't mix strawberries into though, that's getting a bit specialist...
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Don't mix strawberries into though, that's getting a bit specialist...
I've read a rich and varied life...
Edit/ sorry, this is probably NSFW
Wasp Box Condoms
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Wasp Box Condoms