I fear for your safety sir :(
Scout the office for other people's lunch to steal
If you have no office then find the nearest bobby and ask for his assistance in this grave matter
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:23,
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ha ha ha - in Scotland a bobby is a penis
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:37,
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