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# My lighter just broke :(
The flints gone, and I'm left with half a cigarette.

Wheres all the suave gents when you need them?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I think they are in unreasonably expensive yachts in the med
sexing the international spy wimmin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Stop spying on me.
Stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hehe
I'm not "spying" on you

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# *wipes self*
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
# better get an umbrella
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Those international spy wimmins are such whores
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# yeah
always trying to nab your "microfiche" and what not
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# MAN MAKE FIRE!
ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Light?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Cor, smooth
Thankyou kindly
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# *winks*



*pretends dripping wax isn't burning hands*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Knock on a neighbours door looking pathetic
........and ask for a cup of sugar at teh same time
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Ha, christ.
I know my neighbours.

its ok, I found one in my tin of crap.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)
# It won't light if it is all sticky!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Dunno about the rest, but I gave up
so that I could look smugly at the smokers freezing to death outside my local.
You can have my old lighter if you want but I think you probably require it faster than Royal Mail can manage.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Smug ex-smokers are the worst kind of bastards on earth
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# ha ha!
*looks smug*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)