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# Bert has grown more cynical

Maybe he's been reading Nevil Shute
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# but it's quite safe!
the man 5 miles underground in switzerland tells me so!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# i'd
like to go in the first flash - i dont really fancy having my body parts fall off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# i don't know
it's a pretty effective way to lose weight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# or an arm!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hahahaha
true! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# The maggots growing fat on your own meat
As it rots from the inside out may add a little though.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
#
*puts sandwich back on plate*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# trust me,
there aren't enough maggots to finish me off!



/member of the Hutt family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
Mo Wanchi Gogh Pa, no Jabba Wanka.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# what did you say about my mother?
*summons bounty hunters*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# When the missiles get launched
I intend to climb the nearby hill. sit on the bench and have a picnic and watch the fireworks.

Or more likely, I'll just sit in front of the computer and have some chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# i like
both of these ideas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I'll suddenly, mysteriously find religion
just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# actually sod that
I want to ride a bomb in, Strangelove style.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# i'll be fine
as i shall be the one launching the missiles, from my secret private island...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Remember - don't drink water
you'll puke your guts out.

Happened to many of the initial survivors of Hiroshima.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# instead!
drink gin!

gin! tasty! nutritious! Removes anything!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I hear radiation sickness stings.
Niiicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)