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[challenge entry] Swordfished Roger

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(dansegar, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# in a one on one fight
between Mr Moore and a swordfish, Mr Moore would win, 'cos he's as hard as nails.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Roger Moore
is such a complete pussy that in the later Bond films they hardly ever filmed him running cos he did it like such a girl.

I mean c'mon! Even his name is camp!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# he's an Ex Male Model
what do you expect
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# In which case
his name should be Chest Rockwell
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# true, but I can't believe I'd never noticed
the double entendre in his name before you pointed it out.
I'm normally the person sitting on the bus chuckling to themselves about such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# mad
as
fish
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)