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[challenge entry] Its so obvious
but I did it anyway...

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Fact
Berk is derived from Berkley Hunt, which is slang for Cunt.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# factish
I've heard it before, though that doesn't make it true.
I heard that Jim Davidson was comedian, for example
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# So thats
72% of FACT...ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Berkshire
(actually)
which is abbreviated to Berks.
(Scr@p, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# but
isn't Berkshire pronunced barkshire?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Yep
but a berk is a berk...

It's weird isn't it, like Oxford changes to Oxon.
(Scr@p, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# In the same way as
a Transformer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:06, archived)
# English counties....
...cattle in disguise!

English counties...
...more than meets the eyes!

(oh for the days of Optimus Prime)
(Scr@p, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:09, archived)
# no he is not a cnut
he is Perma-tanned Love God
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# I know what you mean
When a man is as orange as that i just can't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# He is
pink
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 18:06, archived)