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[challenge entry] hope this is better than the last one...
'Ooooh, he's a bit puffin, I would!'

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:53, archived)
# ooh ooh
I got that one!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Hm...
sexist, obscure - perfect cockney!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# it was made
with you in mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Moi?
Now "obscure" I can't argue with, but "sexist"?

Oh, wait, hang on - I think I get it...

/shutsup
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)
# am I the only
cockney sparrah on here that has just spent the day looking blankly at most of the compo entries

That wasn't a slur on your work JV
It's really nice :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)
# that's cos
to a non-cockney like me, rhyming slang sounds like a load of bollocks in the first place, so I see no(t much of a) difference in the compo entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Soz
I'm still living under the cloud that I swerved to miss jamie oliver one day, fuck I could have saved the world !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:01, archived)
# One of my friends
used to think the "dog and bone" was geordie rhyming slang

true story
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)
# maybe he was confusing it
with 'a bottle of dog'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I spent far too long
trying to explain to a coleague from Philadelphia how Arris means arse
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)
# it's a bit of a convoluted one
i wouldn't have know what it meant had i not just looked it up on google
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)
# yup
but to a yank I had to explain all the "losing your bottle" bit as well
and to top it all off he's an accountant !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)
# equally
I implied no slur on cockernies themselves, merely the slang. :-)

/don'thurtme

oh - you're a minion, right Flange? have you checked out the Spanish Flea Market yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)
# nope
not since me crabs cleared up

where doth this flea market of which you speak live ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Check over on
m3ss3ng3r, m4te...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)
# humm
got nowt yet, did you m355a93 me then ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)
# it's on m3ss3nger
there's a linky at the top
www.flibz.com/m2.5/index.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)
# i've just been having
a butchers. flibz is a genius who deserves to be a multigazillionaire for his skills
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Puffin on a rock = A bit of a cock?
.
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I'd rather
have the whole thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)