personallyi would have tied rags on my rims... i hear its pretty effective in stopping dogs from chasing your car.
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Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:43,
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but the local scallies would be all excited by your red wheelsand try and steal them
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:45,
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personallyI would carry a knife, and a pistol. and some pipe-bombs, I hear they are good at stopping someone from nicking your rims.
*edit, mind you knives are terribly messy, and have a large blast radius... perhaps just beating them with a lead pipe would figure them out.
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Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:46,
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*edit, mind you knives are terribly messy, and have a large blast radius... perhaps just beating them with a lead pipe would figure them out.
those things are illegal nowyou have to look at them sternly and hand them a pamphlet about their behavior
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Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:47,
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but.my stern look needs practice... can i just substitute it with a mild setting on fire?
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Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:48,
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a good fucking torchingis an adequate substitute in this circumstance
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Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:49,
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excellent...I shall lure them to the local gas station, then douse them with petrol, followed by a game of catch the lit matches.
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Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:51,
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hey!don't do it unprepared
get a toasting fork and some bread
maybe a few sausages :)
waste not, want not, innit :)
(get a toasting fork and some bread
maybe a few sausages :)
waste not, want not, innit :)
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:54,
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I'd tie pork chops on mine
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:45,
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