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# Uhh...
crap doesn't actually rhyme with mac, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)
# No
but it makes a pleasing half rhyme, a device that Keats and Shakespeare used to great effect.
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)
# but not often
cockneys
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Further Pedantry
Who are these coming to the sacrifice?
To what green altar, O mysterious priest,
Lead'st thou that heifer lowing at the skies,
And all her silken flanks with garlands drest?
PRIEST and DREST
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)
# who wrote that?
maybe it rhymed in their accent
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)
# This poofta
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)
# with a nose like that
no wonder he couldn't pronounce things properly

/non-sequitur
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Heehee
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)