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[challenge entry] Sorry

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)
# pile of cack
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)
# My Pic?
Or apple mac's?
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)
# (thread jack) - After being inspired by...
the PC case mods linked on the front page a while back, I am pleased to unvail.... da..da..da..da..da..da..derrrrrr. My first mod.

I Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I don't understand
why would you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)
# pretty
shiny

nice
(martian, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)
# because
computers are beige.

/making it up on the spot
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)
# my computer isn't
it's metalic blue
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)
# well, mine was beige ,
but now it has a large crome edged window, with a very blue cold cathode striplight.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I like that
should be on the front page...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I'm glad..
someone thinks so
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)
# You
stupids - Apples are great!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)
# the fruit is
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Now you've gone and fucked it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)
# You will be... :)
Not to start that ole' mass debate again, but why do you say this? on what do you base this statement?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Uhh...
crap doesn't actually rhyme with mac, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:33, archived)
# No
but it makes a pleasing half rhyme, a device that Keats and Shakespeare used to great effect.
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)
# but not often
cockneys
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Further Pedantry
Who are these coming to the sacrifice?
To what green altar, O mysterious priest,
Lead'st thou that heifer lowing at the skies,
And all her silken flanks with garlands drest?
PRIEST and DREST
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)
# who wrote that?
maybe it rhymed in their accent
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)
# This poofta
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)
# with a nose like that
no wonder he couldn't pronounce things properly

/non-sequitur
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Heehee
(Bob McCow, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)
# heh heh.
I love this "argument".

it not really being an arguement at all, because if you have a mac that was bought in the last three years with a decent os running on it (like NOT 7 or something), then you just know you have a superior machine in every aspect, and you can only laugh at the suckas to the side and their envious whining, like the guy who gets turned down and then says "aw, she was ugly anyway."
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 8 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)