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# That's physics for you.
maths X eplosions = science
and
(science X explosions) / maths = awesome
so
explosions / maths = awesomeness of science
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# explosions^2=awesome
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# then surely
explosions = the root of awesome
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# so if something is negatively awesome
the its explosion is imaginary
therefore only positively awesome things can be blown up
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# But when you add the explosives.
it's awesomeness is instantaneously increased by:

explosions = awesomness^awesomeness of explosive
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# which will always be positive
so there is nothing that cannot be made to have positive awesomeness blowing it up
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# The great mystery is at last solved!
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# good
ill get back to lurking and uni work then
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# oust smells like vinegar
/sells oust (kettle descaler)
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Woust!
I thought it was that air freshener that actually defragrances teh air as they so advertise?
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# the dettol one smells like refreshers
you know... the sweets and it claims its "air"
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I do now!
And with that, I bid thee goodnight, B3ta.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# tara!
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)