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# Me, my friend, and his friend made a mathematical music breakthrough
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Using maths and science to work out awesome.
!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Now if only you could work out the relationship between the three...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# That's physics for you.
maths X eplosions = science
and
(science X explosions) / maths = awesome
so
explosions / maths = awesomeness of science
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# explosions^2=awesome
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# then surely
explosions = the root of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# so if something is negatively awesome
the its explosion is imaginary
therefore only positively awesome things can be blown up
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# But when you add the explosives.
it's awesomeness is instantaneously increased by:

explosions = awesomness^awesomeness of explosive
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# which will always be positive
so there is nothing that cannot be made to have positive awesomeness blowing it up
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# The great mystery is at last solved!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# good
ill get back to lurking and uni work then
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# oust smells like vinegar
/sells oust (kettle descaler)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Woust!
I thought it was that air freshener that actually defragrances teh air as they so advertise?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# the dettol one smells like refreshers
you know... the sweets and it claims its "air"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I do now!
And with that, I bid thee goodnight, B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# tara!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# The minimum probability is 5
which is a little high :)
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Depends on the units.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# SCIENCE!
is it me or is b3ta getting slower?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Yes!
I typed this 15 minutes ago!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Its
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# o
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# u
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# test

nope b3ta hosting is down :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Redex?
NOOOOOOooo...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# yes it is
but its hosted on b3ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# g'damn!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# It's back!
And what an image :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# but your test seems to work?
unless im not supposed to see a guy with a bear-mask or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# i cant see what i just posted
edit : oops thats me - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
#
:o.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# i can see EVERYTHING!
..woah..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I want
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# me? ;)
wahey!
edit : i'm assuming you mean the hat... its for kids unfortuanly and was VERY tight (said the vicar to the stripper)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# totally you
b3ta is actually a whole shit-load faster than it was last week
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# WITCHCRAFT!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# HOBBYCRAFT
/pun
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# HOVERCRAFT!
/a boat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I can't be the only person who sees this


can I?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# (.)(.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
#
(._|_.)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# boobieslol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# OMGLOLBOOBIESKTHNXBI!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# you're not now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# yay
we can all see bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I think I have to put that into a powerpoint presentation for work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# do it do it do it do it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Maybe tomorrow. I'm at home with a cold today.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# aww
don't die man :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Take many drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# This is my usual routine for a cold.
They don't make it easy to buy pseudoephedrine these days though.

me "No, I don't have a driver's licence. Never have, never will".

them "Do you have a passport with you?"

me "No."

them "are you sure you're not going to make speed with this"

me "yeah, I've got a cold, so I thought I'd just take the tablets".

them "ok then"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Likelihood of music containing subliminal sexual references


Edit: DAMN YOU DISCOMEATS!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ahem
(discomeats is døømed!, Sun 11 Nov, 20:25, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this!, Reply)

(mofaha, Sun 11 Nov,21:08 …)

waaaaaaaaaaæy too slow dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# AT LEAST YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE DOOMED AS A RESULT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# oh shit, I'm døømed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# yarr
yarr too much of them maths
(funny_man404 s face is smiling in retarded glee, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)