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# I just cooked a lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# I previously had a spaghetti bolognese
WHICH IS NOT THE SAME THING! though it is related
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I had pizza.
Curiously, the rather pleasing circle formed by the crust was somewhat compromised by the fact that, without even seeking my approval, some wastrel had seen fit to cut it into TRIANGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# a pizza should be cut into triangles
unless it's shape is "square" or in someway "oblong"

this is necessary for the consumption of a pizza in a controlled manner, if the generic "pizza" or 'pizza' (as it is known) is allowed to remain in the form of a "disc" or "pizza" confusion would result and an attempt to insert the whole "roundel" or "frond" into the mouth as a complete "circle" or "Anglognde" resulting in slight damage to neck, pancreas and various organs.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# so that's what I've been doing wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)
# yes, those exact things that I just made up :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# It's ok.
I'm a roundel expert so I can handle it. I usually only order professional pizza, but this was an emergency and I had to use consumer grade.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)
# beware! consumer grade pizza has imitation chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Haha
that's a plus from my point of view actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)