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# I want some beans on toast now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:22, archived)
# You damn fool!
Dont you know tractor toats were banned in 1783? Get this filth off my internet tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
# tent looks quite cosy tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)
# That is hardly the point my friend.
Safety is what is important here. SAFETY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# but they are surrounded by TREES!
nothing can go wrong when surrounded by TREES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I THINK YOU NEED TO DO SOME MORE RESEARCH ON THE SUBJECT OF SAFETY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)
# THE VOICE OF REASON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)
# I gonna climb the tree and eat my sandwich
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)
# PROMISE ME YOU WILL TIE SOME SAFETY ROPES FIRST.
ALSO: KNEEPADS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)
# AND A HARD HAT.
SURELY THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM REQUIREMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I will make a mound of kneepads
and scurry up them in some fashion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I'm starting to think you're not very serious about safety.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I have drunken(drank) 8(eight) pints(litres) of gin previously to prevent fatigue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:41, archived)
#
aha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)
# NO INDIANS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)
# you must be CUT!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:07, archived)
# THE KNEEPADS
THEY CONFUSE THEM
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)
# I HAVE KNEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# mine are on backward.
my mother was a berd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)
# but!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# That is unsafe, well above the tip point.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)
# as described in the Seminal Work by G.Lee Hanschell et all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
# poserporn lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:41, archived)
# I go to sleep now
to dream of posing girl in tent

zzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# G'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Haha YES!
Was this the original Chike image?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:46, archived)
# I think this one was.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:50, archived)
# And the rest is history!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# YES.


(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:01, archived)
# no this was
www.uky.edu/PR/UK_News/10-24-05/oct_24_2005_tractor_rollovers.html
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)
# That's the original,
but I didn't do that one so I can't really take credit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)
# THIS IS NOT SAFE AT ALL.
I CANNOT ENDORSE YOUR FARMING ADVENTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# I ENDORSE YOUR NON-ENDORSEMENT OF THIS UNSAFE PRACTICE.
Friends, let us gather here and sing the safety song.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# OH NO IT'S ANTICHIKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)
# OH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# George and Charlie aren't helping, either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:05, archived)
# ooo
Spaced font
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:28, archived)
# oh yeah, this stoat's been enjoying his toats! and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I just cooked a lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# I previously had a spaghetti bolognese
WHICH IS NOT THE SAME THING! though it is related
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I had pizza.
Curiously, the rather pleasing circle formed by the crust was somewhat compromised by the fact that, without even seeking my approval, some wastrel had seen fit to cut it into TRIANGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# a pizza should be cut into triangles
unless it's shape is "square" or in someway "oblong"

this is necessary for the consumption of a pizza in a controlled manner, if the generic "pizza" or 'pizza' (as it is known) is allowed to remain in the form of a "disc" or "pizza" confusion would result and an attempt to insert the whole "roundel" or "frond" into the mouth as a complete "circle" or "Anglognde" resulting in slight damage to neck, pancreas and various organs.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# so that's what I've been doing wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)
# yes, those exact things that I just made up :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# It's ok.
I'm a roundel expert so I can handle it. I usually only order professional pizza, but this was an emergency and I had to use consumer grade.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)
# beware! consumer grade pizza has imitation chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Haha
that's a plus from my point of view actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)
# I love toats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:28, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# best of all rapid bread related snacks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)
# I love the compression on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Squeeze it til it squeaks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Victorian Toats!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
# a traditionally grilled by kimberley kenilworth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# !
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)
# AM IT SQUEE TIME AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I made toats!
(maninthespoon, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:35, archived)
# that is a good toats.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
one last f5 before bed, and I found this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:41, archived)
# night mofaha
may your dreams be filled with toats
(maninthespoon, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:49, archived)