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# When I was a kid
there was a place that would send out a free video of carpet samples.

I used to give them out for birthday presents.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)
# Those were fine birthday presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:14, archived)
# The last birthday present I gave someone was
a rubber ball (red) and a box of matches. The year before I gave him a roll of sticky-tape.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Matches?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# i was given rape for my birthday.
i ate it with pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# I take it you enjoyed it, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# silly question.
i loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# My brother and I
re-wrapped and re-gifted a bottle of horrible aftershave to each other on birthdays and christmasses for many years. It was a plasic bottle of Old Spice or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)