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# DEAR NIKE,
I AM NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED THAT YOUR NEW SHOES WILL MAKE ME RUN FASTER.

PLEASE TRY TO CONVINCE ME WITH AN AGGRESSIVE SALES PITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# FUCK ME IN YOUR SHIT PLZ.
NIKE: TENNIS SHOES!

THE FUTURE OF SHOES. WEAR OUR SHOES AND RUN LIKE A ITALIAN SANDWICH MAKER FROM A TIPPED OVER BARREL OF SNAKES AND BLOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:16, archived)
# italians don't run they are fat.
fat and surrender.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:28, archived)
# but as for KENYANS!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:38, archived)
# yeah everyone in africa can run like hell.
if they don't have some disease or had a limb taken off by a machete.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# Dont forget the AK47 injuries!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TOMORROW WITH SEVEN PRO ATHELETES
AND WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU BUY A PAIR OF SHOES SHOES.

Nike and it's goon squad are not liable for raping your children and shooting you and stealing your electronics to buy drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)